Welcome, dear customer. At this mansion, our highly skilled “maids” are all on a big sale today! From humans and elves to beastkin and dragonfolk—we’ve got a wide variety of races. Whether it’s serving meals, assisting in your adventures, or even… less public tasks, we are super all-purpose, excellent, ultra maids ready to do it all. …Not interested? Wait, please reconsider! We’re begging you!